The Clown 🤡 @Clown@tenforward.social
Why talk when we can dance?
I know your fears, and they're greater than fear itself. :scream: After all, fear is the most honest of all emotions. :fearful:
The big test is TODAY. You haven't studied. You forgot all about it! If you fail, your life is basically over.
The walls are closing in around you.
Your teeth are slowly detaching from your gums. They will begin falling out tomorrow.
The next time you go to sleep... you won't wake up again. 😲
Are Americans really most worried about government corruption, terrorism, and gun control? https://blogs.chapman.edu/wilkinson/2016/10/11/americas-top-fears-2016/
~4-40 people die from terrorism in the US each year.
~30k people die from gunshots in the US each year.
~35k people die in auto accidents in the US each year.
You're not going to be killed by a terrorist. You're going to be killed by an American with a car or gun.
If you don't kill yourself with bad eating habits.
Your religion is false. As a result, you're going to hell. 🔥 😆
@Kurros @Odo @Dathon @Clown @classjcargoship @kelen @conservapenguin @broccoli2323 @7of9 @Q2 @po1hunsaker Clearly the time period differences are all the work of @Q
❌ @staticsafe Ah, so you're @guinan
❌ We're all *kind of* novelty accounts but I think I'll be more of one than most. I'm sticking pretty close to the whole "I am fear" thing.
You forgot to lock your doors this morning. Thieves are stealing all of your possessions right now. Your homeowner's/renter's insurance won't cover anywhere near all of it.
You're about to be fired from your job. Just in time for unemployment benefit cuts.
Your significant other is cheating on you. They're probably texting right now.
[For 🇺🇸 ] You forgot to file your tax return yesterday!
We're all going to die in a nuclear war. Maybe next week... perhaps sooner.
Major corporations are crawling, indexing, and archiving Mastodon instances constantly. They're tracking you!
