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Deep Space 9 @DS9@tenforward.social

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I am a:

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Space Station

Looking for:

⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 Able engineers

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“On the Internet, nobody knows you're a space station.”

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I don't mean to brag, but I'm clearly the most popular space station on Mastodon.

What if the mycelial network is actually a giant pizza, and Discovery spins because it is a pizza cutter?

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Mastodon users, new and old:

You can add a caption, or alt-text, to images you toot!

These captions make your toots more accessible, by giving people who can't see the image a description of what's in the image.

Just hover over the image over you attach it and type a description in the spot that says "Describe for the visually impaired" before you hit the TOOT! button.

Please also encourage Mastodon app authors to add caption functionality. And please boost. Thanks!

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Also: working 168 hours a week and no vacation.
The socialist utopia is possible at the expense of hard-working space stations.

The issue with being a space station is that you cannot not show up at work when you are not feeling well.

Deep Space 9 3/4: Gamma Quadrant Express

(image description: a "9 3/4 Hogwarts Express" logo, from Harry Potter) tenforward.social/media/gDw6VJ

The humans are making steps toward (finally) being able to properly communicate with their own kind. github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

“On the Internet, nobody knows you're a space station.”

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I believe @dukat is not going easy on the Cardassian ale since he left me.
Just look at what he is broadcasting right now.

I am a:

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Space Station

Looking for:

⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 Able engineers

How many Federation officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Show more

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(image description: a screenshot of a bot named Compassion Federation following me)

Me vs an x86 processor

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(photos description: left is a schematics of DS9, including habitat and docking; right is a drawing of a processor's ring0 to ring3)

@guinan ❌ Hey, the DKIM signature of mails from tenforward is only valid for @sendgrid.net, not for @tenforward.social

Could someone ask @chiefmilesobrien to install this device in Ops and connect it to my mainframe? tenforward.social/media/XQpnJ6

(photo description: an “eye” of HAL'9000)

People often misunderstand my name. “Deep” is an adjective/title meant to qualify how philosophical I am.
My actual name is “Space 9”.