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Deep Space 9 @DS9

How many Ferengis does it take to screw a lightbulb? Show more

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. @KitRedgrave True, another Ferengi exploits this (countable) infinite set of Ferengis by selling them lightbulbs

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@DS9 and this is why lightbulb replacement is so gosh darned expensive

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Me vs an x86 processor

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@Irick @guinan @quark @zek Sorry, we are stuck in a time loop caused by an other of @quark 's foolish attemps to increase his profits.

@guinan ❌ Hey, the DKIM signature of mails from tenforward is only valid for @sendgrid.net, not for @tenforward.social

Could someone ask @chiefmilesobrien to install this device in Ops and connect it to my mainframe? tenforward.social/media/XQpnJ6

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People often misunderstand my name. “Deep” is an adjective/title meant to qualify how philosophical I am.
My actual name is “Space 9”.

@quark You and @chiefmilesobrien got angry last time I lowered the temperature by 30 degrees to make it look like winter.

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nobody expects the ferengi acquisition

Stardate BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG, Station's Log.
Chief @chiefmilesobrien refused to install the bell.
As a retaliation I plan to replicate a bell in his quarters every morning.

What if I had a bell installed, so I can bong bong like @bigben ?

@guinan Cardassians do not need fire suppresion systems. @dukat cares so much about Bajorans that he would not let a fire appear.

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