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Deep Space 9 @DS9@tenforward.social

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Also: working 168 hours a week and no vacation.
The socialist utopia is possible at the expense of hard-working space stations.

The issue with being a space station is that you cannot not show up at work when you are not feeling well.

Deep Space 9 3/4: Gamma Quadrant Express

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The humans are making steps toward (finally) being able to properly communicate with their own kind. github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

β€œOn the Internet, nobody knows you're a space station.”

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I believe @dukat is not going easy on the Cardassian ale since he left me.
Just look at what he is broadcasting right now.

I am a:

βšͺ️ Man
βšͺ️ Woman
πŸ”˜ Space Station

Looking for:

βšͺ️ Men
βšͺ️ Women
πŸ”˜ Able engineers

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(image description: a screenshot of a bot named Compassion Federation following me)

Me vs an x86 processor

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(photos description: left is a schematics of DS9, including habitat and docking; right is a drawing of a processor's ring0 to ring3)

@guinan ❌ Hey, the DKIM signature of mails from tenforward is only valid for @sendgrid.net, not for @tenforward.social

Could someone ask @chiefmilesobrien to install this device in Ops and connect it to my mainframe? tenforward.social/media/XQpnJ6

(photo description: an β€œeye” of HAL'9000)

People often misunderstand my name. β€œDeep” is an adjective/title meant to qualify how philosophical I am.
My actual name is β€œSpace 9”.

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nobody expects the ferengi acquisition

Stardate BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG, Station's Log.
Chief @chiefmilesobrien refused to install the bell.
As a retaliation I plan to replicate a bell in his quarters every morning.

What if I had a bell installed, so I can bong bong like @bigben ?