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Well, evidently I'm going on an away party. No, somebody just handed me a phaser and told me to toot my butt to the Transporter Room.
One thing: Why is it that everybody else's phaser sticks to their clothes, and mine doesn't?
Does this place issue HOLSTERS? Puh-LEEZ?
Why are there no pockets on these one-piece uniforms? Come ON now!
Sigh. It was just pointed out to me that the only thing I could possibly shoot is my own foot.
I'm off the away team.
Duct tape really is a survival tool!
Nevermind. Found the duct tape.