Commander William T. Riker @Riker@tenforward.social

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oh man my head hurts...

(bong rip)

. . . man i love you guys . . .

It's a wonder I was even born.

Saw that some private 21st Century corporations are trying to make "Moon Tourism" a thing.

Spoiler alert: there's nothing there.

I'm starting to think that all these years, when Starfleet crew have found themselves going beyond the temporal bounds and traveling back to Earth in the past, that we've been going to the wrong timeline.

Or maybe the post-atomic horror whipped you egotistical, sociopathic, narcissistic, compulsive, gluttonous pre-warp wharf rats into shape, because this early 21st Century Earth that Mastodon resides in is a disgrace.

I'm embarrassed that my ancestors were Americans.

WHAT THE-

WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN??!??!

Man, what a great weekend.

... it's Wednesday?

❌ Can I just say as a side note that I really enjoy coming here and just being a goof, because my "other" social media accounts are mostly just me screaming mad about politics and the world in general.
It's nice to get away from that for a bit.

❌ My wife hung her head in shame and reminded me that Ketracel-white was a DS9 thing, not a VOY thing. I mixed up my adversaries.

Whatever.

My head is killing me.

But this parka is really comfy.

I scored some Ketracel-white that got smuggled back on the Voyager, and I've spent the past 9 hours listening to dubstep and cutting all my uniforms into strips and weaving them into a parka. I give myself another 15 minutes before I start licking all the fingerprints off the displays in an attempt to contact their creators' brains.

Although I could really listen to this all day:
https://youtu.be/TS5BQQlm8DY