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sending the victims of communism foundation a tip that vicious reds on a platform called mastodon are bodying innocent people with a brutal technique developed by eduoard siddons

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I am a communist.

This means I see a violent revolution in which the bourgeoisie and their dogs are killed as the only path for justice to be done.

I do not disguise my views, and if they make you uncomfortable you should probably not follow me.

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oh boy it's 9am I have this blocked out on my calendar as "defend the Soviet Union: all-day activity, ends: Dec 31 9999"

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if democracy is so good how come we don't have it at work

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien I won't be happy until every single ttypo on this website is corrected

ah I slept through cottage core AND ancient Rome discourse??? thank you body

sorry Netflix not gonna watch twin peaks address all complaints to Larry Davis

italian racist joke 

why are so many italians called tony?

because they stamp "TO: NY" on them when they ship off from italy

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whichever tv network exec that greenlighted toe bro: we’re saving u in the revolution

requesting the producers of toe bro to please consider changing the name to the simple and effective “foot guy”

the aestheticization of rome and its history has been a feature, not a bug, of fascism from the very beginning, and it was not only full of historical lies and whitewashing, but also functional to justify the disastrous italian colonial project (which didn't even start with mussolini, btw). I mean, where the heck do you think the word "fascism" comes from?

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italians literally weren't a thing until the late 1800s, they barely are today, and now you tell me the roman empire was an italian nation-state? sure thing mussolini, sir

should I tell the italian racist joke my father in law says every time anyone ever mentions new york

Star Trek: ToS: "Where No Man Has Gone Before" 

uhh getting tired hopefully I can remember to finish this tomorrow

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Star Trek: ToS: "Where No Man Has Gone Before" 

love the trope of "you can tell this person is smart because they can read super fast"

unironically as a kid I got a way inflated ego because I read fast/a lot

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@vestal remembering what JD said about how women will swear up and down their ex husbands can't get female judges for divorce/family court because he'll just sweet talk her and then he'll see the guy and he's the ugliest dude everr

having my girlfriend hold my hand and go into the disney store and ask why they don't have kylo ren costumes in men's sizes for me

Star Trek: ToS: "Where No Man Has Gone Before" 

it's a pity this dude's backstory doesn't have more to it than "he went to school with kirk and is horny"

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