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oh boy it's 9am I have this blocked out on my calendar as "defend the Soviet Union: all-day activity, ends: Dec 31 9999"

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impeachment, the anime

Nancy Pelosi is the tsundere who outwardly acts hostile to Trump but deep down has zero problems with his politics

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if democracy is so good how come we don't have it at work

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Sorry, one of the rules of my warlock contract is that if you bring up Heidegger I am obligated to make farting noises over the remainder of whatever you say.

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In the middle of the meeting, I catch the attention of the chair and say "Point of Revolution! You have no power here!" and flip the table.

celebrity death, sports 

when you think about it, americans' obsession with serial killers makes perfect sense since they've been taught to worship cops and troops their whole lives

celebrity death, sports 

no good posts from me today I'm afraid I'll be too "busy" existing

My dick makes that Windows unplugging a USB device system sound when I pull it out

sanders is short for sandinista. wake up sheeple

@SeanAloysiusOBrien kaiba is super into Yami but Yami nor Yugi have any interest so most of Kaibas rage is trying to reconcile his unrequited love

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