The Doctor @TheDoctor@tenforward.social
Emergency Medical Hologram Mark I
You would not believe the day I had... Had to keep explaining to William Telfer why he was not dying to this or that... And who gave this man another medical tricorder?
Guess who was behind the camera...
Klingon opera anyone? Found this gem in the library computer.
Don't judge, i've been in the delta quadrant a long time... we don't get many games out here, and apparently someone's momento was a private server ... sorry blizz ... just don't tell Janeway or @halfklingon, because something about prime directive... legal stuff, and unauthorized usage of federation computer cores... I'm a doctor, not a lawyer.
But if I played world of warcraft which race, class, and faction do you think I would be... personally I know I would make a fantastic healer.
Ah, @7of9, how have your regeneration cycles been lately?
@halfklingon Whats going on down there... no one informs me of anything. All of a sudden I am in sickbay with lights flashing.
@guinan I hear that there is a time traveler that also goes by The Doctor... I really hope this does not put me in the crosshairs of some temporal agents. Do you know this guy? I want to talk to him about identity theft or at least share notes on names we've tried...
then again, from what i've heard he kind of sounds like a Q... so maybe not.
PSA: If you're going to give small children jellybeans, keep an eye on them. I don't want to see an increase in visits to Sickbay for little ones shoving things up their nose. 🥚
People around the ship have started calling me the Tooting Doctor... not sure if it is because I am testing new automated human-like subroutines or because of mastodon.
I don't want to be culturally insensitive, so I feel I must do a #introduction like they do in other empires. So here goes...
I am a Emergency Medical Holographic Program, the Diagnostic and Surgical Subroutine Omega 323 in Voyager's computer system, who also entertains the ears with music. I have a holodeck family, but I don't visit them much after they all went crazy....
#MusicProtogy #SkilledWithHands #AmazingBedSideManner #TalentedHoloPhotographer #Sintient #LostInSpace #FirstGeneration
Apparently something is wrong with our computer system, as it will not let me go back to sleep. hopefully the lack of sleep subroutines don't conflict with the ones for my amazing bedside manner.
@federationbot? I know we've been stuck in the delta quadrant a long while, but when did the federation get another bot? It's not going to be like Lore is it? I've heard stories about him...
Ensign Vorik is sure taking his time getting here... Sure hope he did not get sucked into a temporal anomaly.
Do you want to play a hologram?
Come on set coordinance and engage
I never see you anymore
Come out the lift
It's like you've warped away...
We could be best buddies
But for now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to play a hologram?
It doesn't have to be a hologram
That feeling when someone turns off your program mid sentence... Yup totally not a ... ...
Hum... looks like the universal translator is having some buffer problems with binary. Perhaps not the best means of communications.
@halfklingon would you mind at some point getting around to fixing the holo emitter in the back right of the medical bay? It's on the fritz again and I am afraid to go near it.
Medical Log: I am glad to see so many people tooting. As they say a health toot is an indicator of a healthy body and mind.
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But father, you ain't done much healing...
