There are only five #Irish #folk songs.
1. I drank loads last night and I regret nothing
2. I met a lovely fair girl and she was fair and lovely
3. We will fight the Brits for ever and ever and ever.
4. I have left Ireland and shall never be happy again.
5. Those fucking fairies.

You know you're doing physical therapy right when you almost fall down and scare the lady on the exercise bike, but I'm in a balance harness and my therapist and I were just like, yeah, it happens. Nothing to see here, folks.

Captcha idea: ask a question that's ridiculously hard to answer. If you answer it correctly you're considered a robot.

My personal trainer rolled her eyes at me, sighed, and is now calmly surveying the various equipment around the gym... When should I start to worry?

This morning, I made the discovery that none of my digital voice assistants know how to respond to the phrase, "You're a towel." They are all equally worthless now.

Had my first ever encounter with a fragrance free facility today. While booking the appointment, they told me about it. I don't wear that stuff, but I didn't realize it was a real thing.

New iPhone is here and set up. The camera improvements for users have me wanting to reinvestigate .

now works with siri shortcuts, so now I can say "Siri, add them to The Algorithm." to program someone into the app's facial recognition and sound like a mad scientist.

MH, Sixth Sense Spoiler 

Remember when I was dabbling in last summer? Well, the AI I use to analyze pictures saved me from a catfish. They sent me a pic of them that when analyzed turned out to be Sophia Forson, the actress.

Progress with my personal Discord server: Added a bot for my own amusement; learned how to create roles; learned to create categories and put channels in the categories.

I am creating a Discord server. I just need to make friends now...

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may become repossessed

"Thank you for being part of the iPhone Upgrade Program."

No no, Apple. Thank &you* for granting me the illusion that I can buy into being part of something important.

I recently learned that having multiple identities in the same vessel is considered a desireable trait by the algorithm. I've been doing it for years, but it's nice to have validation.

I just freely admitted on a Discord server that I can't tell the difference between dystopian novels and the news, and nobody called me crazy. That's the kind of world in which we live.

Apparently the reason I can't access the audio menu in Mortal Kombat 11 on PC is that you need to push a specific button to get there. The problem? OCR isn't reading which button that is. I've officially hit a wall with this game.

OKCupid gave up on me when I acknowledged that I could find nuclear war exciting under the right circumstances. Facebook's dating service just doesn't know what it's in for...

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