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I am creating a Discord server. I just need to make friends now...

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may become repossessed

"Thank you for being part of the iPhone Upgrade Program."

No no, Apple. Thank &you* for granting me the illusion that I can buy into being part of something important.

I recently learned that having multiple identities in the same vessel is considered a desireable trait by the algorithm. I've been doing it for years, but it's nice to have validation.

I just freely admitted on a Discord server that I can't tell the difference between dystopian novels and the news, and nobody called me crazy. That's the kind of world in which we live.

Apparently the reason I can't access the audio menu in Mortal Kombat 11 on PC is that you need to push a specific button to get there. The problem? OCR isn't reading which button that is. I've officially hit a wall with this game.

OKCupid gave up on me when I acknowledged that I could find nuclear war exciting under the right circumstances. Facebook's dating service just doesn't know what it's in for...

And so, because reasons, I feel obligated to tell you that soundsfakepod.com has lots of resources and a podcast dedicated to . They're also the reason I finally joined Discord.

After long-term debating with myself, I've decided to add a warning to my profile to let people know that images I encounter without descriptions will be run through an AI to grant me access to the information. Just because I need to do that to function in a visually oriented world doesn't mean people shouldn't know it is happening.

MK11, Accessibility, Fixating 

Does anyone happen to know the sequence of steps one needs to perform to enable the read menus feature on ? Can you say you're asking for a friend when you're your friend?

Just got my delivered. I thought they were joking when they said it was a titanium card... But now it makes cool music against my ace pride ring.

MK11, Games, Accessibility 

I've had to explain the pronouns on my nametag basically every day since I put them on there and while I'm glad to do it, it's lowkey tiring after a while. And I've just been doing this for a few days, and these are the pronouns I was assigned at birth. I can't imagine how exhausting it'd be if they weren't. Trans people are so strong.

Jackbox Party Pack 5, blind people 

Games and Screen Readers 

Apple Card, Apple Jail 

Decided to add on to the challenge of my coursework by completing a mock needs assessment, Individualized Education Plan goals and learning objectives without using pronouns to refer to the student. It's interesting how wired one's brain is to use certain forms of language.

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