i’m not ready for the internet
@chosafine the real question is; is the internet ready for me
@f0x is the internet ever ready for any of us ?
@chosafine fun fact: the early internet was programmed so that if more than 20% of the population said they weren't ready for the Internet, the entire system would delete itself along with all digital copies of its planning documents so that the Internet could never be made again
@HTHR holy shit i never knew this lore
@chosafine to be fair that's because im bullshitting you
@chosafine I'm sure it's pretty obvious that people who are definitely not ready for the internet will never click "I'm not ready". >20 years of removing malware have made that rampantly obvious to me.
@chosafine the three genders
@chosafine none of us were ready
@chosafine back when they gave you a choice instead of automatically connecting to any and all networks and phoning home on first startup .. gotta check for updates too.
@chosafine was anyone of us?
@chosafine None of us were.
@chosafine Nobody is. Whom am I to say otherwise… 🤔
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