taking a spa day on a horrifying god-forsaken desert planet 🐍🌞
Bajoran girls are really into contact juggling, right?
i wear this armor all the time because im afraid to get too close to anyone. also because if i take it off while on duty i will be killed
which JOKER on this ship hid my contact lenses forcing me to wear an enormous pair of coke bottle glasses for the twenty five video transmissions i sent major kira last night
Weyoun keeps trying to get me to play crazy eights with him but I just want to practice smiling in peace
I don't know what an "awoo" is and I completely refuse to learn
I am GREAT at my job thank you, my boss had literally NO reason to leave 500 automated video messages about how much he hates me embedded in the systems of Terok Nor
look, despite what the trolls are saying, the only reason i called benjamin sisko last night was to make sure he knows i've been lifting weights and looking very cool while doing it
Now entering Federation space...