A local groundskeeper is wandering the neighborhood SHITFACED singing "I'mmmmm drunk but I'm tidy! I'm tidier than all you-" ahem,
And picking up trash and shit from the gutters he stumbles into.
I hate that he'd get a ticket for drunkenness but no reward for picking up litter.
@emsenn I hope nothing bad happens to him, but this is incredibly charming
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