The big reason you don't want to do this, by the way, is because you will punch through the ice and fuck your ankle up.
@emsenn it being uneven as hell also makes it seem like a dumb idea
@sangv White folk, having invented science with the Enlightenment, all know intrinsically that liquids will flow to reach an even level over their space, and any real-world factors like "wind" or "gravel" are merely anecdotes, not scientific data.
@sangv (I feel like I botched the delivery of this joke, but the concept is solid. Like, the Italian-American contractor I worked with last week who bragged that because Romans built the aqueducts, he could cut properly-angled joints from instinct.
(His angles were not correct and he did not understand the concepts around like, 360 degrees in a circle, if you have 45 degrees and need to get to 90, add the difference, etc.)
@emsenn Americans partying like they've got free healthcare
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