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Grand Nagus @zek@tenforward.social

What's the deal with that brown stuff humans are always making?

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baby carrots are just adult carrots that have been chopped up and had the ends rounded off

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Over here, everything's alternate
She was showing me her

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Spiders.. a.k.a "wall shrimp"

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I need to talk to you
That doesnt mean I dont love him
You see, I once did business with the nephew of the cousin of the stepsister of a friend of the secretary to the Consortium's chief accountant
Thanks for your help
His name's not Lumba
The musician who killed someone

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Ferengi/Genitals/dear lord this is harrowing Show more

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Look on the bright side
You have such nimble fingers
What was three again

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Ill let you have the entire shipment
But until then, we have to act as if we know nothing
Blessed Exchequer, whose greed is eternal
Thanks for your help
Now if you dont mind
You're a manipulative

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