Be me, have a lot of energy rich fat on you.

Get hungry and have dinner

The Fat: Am I a joke to you?

Microsoft! Let me pre-download your new simulator, you coward!

jesus drove a honda but he didn't like to talk about it.

"For I did not speak of my own accord," John 12:49

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if someone warns you that you might get stung, are you then Bee Advised?

Source: The Internet

> Imagine believing that a 500-year-old man built a massive boat and put two of every animal on it, but thinking COVID-19 is a hoax.

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