Q @Q@tenforward.social
Omnipotent, unlike you
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@FiXato @Q I'll have you know those stories about my holosuites are a vicious slander created by my competitors in the sector. The Space Jam prpgram is an award winning, original recreation of a classic of Hu-mahn Cinema. And the price is a real bargain, if I do sag so, I'm barely making any profit on it...
I have to agree with Geordi La Forge on this one. You haven't really been canceled until I snap my fingers and remove you from spacetime myself. Want to find out what it's like?
If you liked me in the Robin Hood holodeck simulation you should see me in the holosuite that @quark
used to recreate Space Jam!
I'm trying to impress Picard, so tell me: which of these Starfleet outfits do you think I should show up wearing?
Ooh nevermind, I'll just appear naked. That'll be a fun ...ooh ... what do humans call it? Ice breaker!
I don't think it's unreasonable to expect humans to fail, miserably, is it? I mean, come on ... you're already so good at it!
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Well, @Janeway didn't like the puppy I gave her. What if I give her a moon? What kind of moons do human women like?
Remember: you life forms haven't been innocent since your ancestors were amoebas.
Yes, even you @guinan - actually, ESPECIALLY you!
Ah ha! At last! An intelligent species to converse with!
Ooh, sorry, I was talking to myself. Are you still here?
You must be used to it by now, I'd imagine. Right? That feeling, when you fail. All the time. At everything. Looks exhausting to me.
I would just like to remind you that your evidence is irrelevant, and I look amazing on a floating throne
Do you know what's great about the space outside of your galaxy? It's empty. Vast tracts of absolutely nothing.
It's also silent ... unlike the ruckus coming from that space-barn you call DS9.
Eenie meenie miney mo,
Where oh where did Jean Luc go?!
Probably Risa, that scoundrel.
But honestly, I can't thank all of you enough. You have no idea how boring other Q can be. But, you lot? The jesters of the cosmos! Always falling on your face. It's great for a chuckle, and reminds me just how inferior your species truly is. Bravo!
Do you know how sometimes everything is just quiet, and peaceful? When the universe gives you a thoughtful repose?
Me neither. @Morn has been talking my ears off for weeks now! I'm THIS CLOSE to banishing him to the heart of the Verubin Nebula ... without a ship.
Awh! Is Q picking on you? Do you feel backed into a corner with no possible way to survive?
Good.
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prosecuting Palpatine would just divide the galaxy even more
I was happy to find out that @picardtips was only a robot, considering I've never seen Picard successfully manage any situation ... except falling for my ingenious deceptions, of course!
To those who voted for me: thank you. It's through your support that I have come to realize just how pathetic and disgusting the human species really is.
To those who didn't vote for me: what's wrong with you?! Did you even SEE the other two options? Deplorable.
To those who didn't vote: you'd make great Cardassians!
