To those who voted for me: thank you. It's through your support that I have come to realize just how pathetic and disgusting the human species really is.
To those who didn't vote for me: what's wrong with you?! Did you even SEE the other two options? Deplorable.
To those who didn't vote: you'd make great Cardassians!
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I once thought that the universe was devoid of intelligent life. Just little blobs of matter floating in the void, entirely lacking meaning.
Then I found humans, on their wet little world orbiting an utterly ordinary star. Bipedal beings, once called, "ugly bags of mostly water" by a far superior entity, wandering aimlessly on their dull planet.
Turns out, I was right: there really is no intelligent life in the universe... except me, of course.
Oh my, well hello @Worf old buddy! How goes all the brutal infighting and unnecessary bloodshed?
Omnipotent, unlike you
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