How come no one likes me?
Oh. Right.
Sometimes you just need to disappear to an alternate reality where there is no matter, and time moves at a crawl compared to this one, just to get a few millennia of peace and quiet away from you ingrates.
Some members of the Federation like to say that I'm cruel, deceptive, or outright evil. To them I say... thank you.
does love bloom in subspace?
Ugh, why is it that no matter how long I leave... whenever I return there appear to be MORE of you carbon based lifeforms than before. Ooh how I long for some quiet, lifeless voids. Tracts of space with nary an "intelligent" being in sight.
❌ I just made myself sound like a huge Star Trek nerd (which I probably am) to my advisor by claiming in front of him that Klingon is too mainstream and that I use Tamarian instead.
💭 If she didn't want me to climb on her shoulder, _why_ did she hang a handle-chain on her ear? SMH Sheesh, people!
Temba, his arms wide: The newspaper, the zebra in the sun.
*knock knock*
"Darmok?"
"Jalad."
"Jalad. Darmok?
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!"
🤣
I scored some Ketracel-white that got smuggled back on the Voyager, and I've spent the past 9 hours listening to dubstep and cutting all my uniforms into strips and weaving them into a parka. I give myself another 15 minutes before I start licking all the fingerprints off the displays in an attempt to contact their creators' brains.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm clearly the most popular space station on Mastodon.
I come back from a distressingly brief siesta in the Continuum to discover that all of you are still alive and kicking? Clearly you're more scrappy than I gave you credit for.
How unfortunate.
❌ Reposting for good measure ❤️
❌ While neither enforced nor universally adopted, several members of this instance use some or all of the following symbols to flesh out their toots:
💭 thoughts (note: able to be heard by psychics)
🗯 yelling
💬 incoming comms
[actions or scene description]
❌ out of character (like this toot!)
❌ Can I just say as a side note that I really enjoy coming here and just being a goof, because my "other" social media accounts are mostly just me screaming mad about politics and the world in general.
It's nice to get away from that for a bit.
